Archive from February, 2015
Feb 22, 2015 - Communication    3 Comments

Homework:speech

The London Nautical school,well know as the school of dreams. This is possibly the best secondary school ever and I’ll tell you why. The teachers are the best for targeting pupils to stay for detentions,without any explainable reasons why they got the detention. The lunch in this school is amazing and I’ll tell you why. The pasta is cooked perfectly well. Nice and hard just the way us LNS boys like it. The hairs inside the pasta gives it that natural flavour. The plates are marked with there own stains as the person who washes the plates hasn’t heard of fairy liquid. The children who have won the jack petchy a.k.a the teachers favourite’s have won the award for good behaviour and progress during their time in school. The facilities within the London Nautical school are remarkable,windows are smashed,it’s  a great home for pigeons and the toilets are well looked after by the pupils in the school With their urine on the toilet seats and their poo stains stuck to the sides of the toilets.Send your son to the London Nautical school where he is expected to fail his GCSE’s, where he is shown in life how to deal with failure.

 

 

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